Flying Lessons (Witch-in-Training, Book 1)

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Keep Reading

  Also by the Author

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  Chapter One

  Miss Strega’s shop was not like its smart neighbours. For one thing, it didn’t have a large plate glass window with eye-catching displays of toys or trainers or books or mobile phones. On wintry afternoons, when bright lights blazed in the other shops along the High Street, Miss Strega’s shrank back into the shadows. And if anybody ever popped in to buy some clothes pegs or jam pot covers – and hardly anybody ever did – old Miss Strega bustled out from behind the counter and more or less chased them back out on to the street.

  “Just closing up,” she would say. “Come back tomorrow.”

  Children, hurrying home from school, were never tempted to stop and peer in to the shop’s shabby, overcrowded window. If they had, they would have seen what a heap of junk it sold; hurricane lamps, mousetraps, bird scarers and flypapers dangled on hooks above a stack of black iron cooking pots and an untidy jumble of balls of twine. Ancient-looking fishing rods and rusty garden forks leant against the door as if they had just been dumped there for the binmen to take away.

  So no one noticed when a small broom was propped outside the door on the thirty-first of October. It had a short handle and a bunch of spiky birch twigs tied together at one end. A notice scribbled on a piece of cardboard was tucked into the twigs:

  Birch Besom £4.99 Flying Lessons extra

  Jessica wouldn’t have seen it either, if a sudden gust of wind hadn’t snatched her party hat out of her hand. It was a tall, white, pointy hat, the sort that princesses wear, with a long floaty veil stuck on the top.

  “Hey,” she shouted, “come back.” But the hat paid no attention. It galloped along the pavement, skirted around an old lady with a shopping trolley and somersaulted over a baby’s buggy. It sailed between the legs of a boy on roller blades, danced over the heads of the shoppers and finally came to land on the spiky twigs of the little broom.

  “Flying Lessons extra,” Jessica read as she reached for her hat. “How curious.” She was just looking up at the peeling old shop sign that hung out from the wall, creaking and groaning in the wind, when a voice said: “Have you come for the broom, my dear?”

  Jessica scrunched up her eyes and peered into the shop. She could see a large ginger cat snoozing on top of a pile of books which balanced precariously on the high wooden counter. And behind the counter, in front of a wall of drawers with shiny brass handles and little square labels, there was an old lady, waving at Jessica to come in. She was so small, like a little bird with twinkly eyes, that Jessica could only see her head and shoulders. She had one hand firmly cupped over her chin.

  “Come in,” she said. “I’ve been expecting you. I would have closed earlier – Halloween is always such a busy night for me – but I knew you would appear before long.”

  Jessica lifted the latch and walked in.

  “Now, what can I get for you, my dear? Let me think,” said Miss Strega, smiling broadly. “Was it grate polish you were looking for? Or perhaps a new bath plug? Or maybe you need a frying pan?”

  Jessica glanced behind Miss Strega at the wall of drawers with their spidery handwritten labels. For a moment in the bad light, the letters seemed to be all mixed up. “Gnats’ Spittle, Bats’ Legs,” she read, “Frogspawn.”

  She squinted again and the words floated back into place. “Grate Polish, Bath Plugs, Frying Pans.”

  “No,” she said, apologetically. “I don’t need anything at all. I just came to get my hat.”

  “And the broom of course,” Miss Strega said. “I left it out especially for you.”

  “But I … I … don’t have any money,” Jessica stammered.

  Miss Strega shook her head vigorously from side to side. “I wouldn’t dream of charging you. After all, it is your broom. But you will have to take the lessons of course. They’re very important.”

  Jessica frowned. “My broom?”

  “Flying is not as easy as it looks, you know,” the old lady said, tapping her nose. “Even one lesson can make all the difference.”

  “Oh dear,” thought Jessica, “this is very silly.” She backed towards the door. “Thank you very much,” she said, “but I don’t really need a broom.”

  “Oh you do,” said Miss Strega, “we all do. And don’t forget, it’s been waiting for you all these years.”

  “For me?”

  “Of course. As soon as Jessica hits double figures, she’ll be here, I told it lots and lots of times. And here you are, right on cue, on your tenth birthday!” She clapped her hands and smiled delightedly.

  “How did you know that today is my birthday?” Jessica spluttered. “And how did you know my name?”

  Miss Strega tapped her nose and smiled even more. Her chin, Jessica could now see, was very, very long. “One of the cats reminded me,” she said mysteriously. With that, she came out from behind the counter and steered Jessica back on to the High Street.

  “Now here you are,” she said, taking the broom and putting it into Jessica’s hands. “But do be sensible and come back for the lessons. Beginners often find themselves in sticky situations. One of my girls ended up on top of the Eiffel Tower. It was very, very embarrassing as you can imagine.”

  Chapter Two

  It was getting dark as Jessica walked home. A tiny Batman and a white-sheeted ghost hurried past clutching their bags of Halloween goodies. Large pumpkin lanterns with jagged mocking teeth grinned at her from windowsills. There seemed to be an amazing number of cats out and about. Big fluffy marmalades, sleek Siamese, silver tabbies and black moggies did figures-of-eight around her legs. They sniffed at her broom and mewed loudly. “Miaou, miaou, miaou,” they said. It sounded awfully like “Happy Birthday, Jessica.”

  At home, Jessica hurried into the kitchen and rummaged about under the sink until she found a roll of large black bin liners. She fetched Sellotape and scissors and paints. Half an hour later, she was standing in front of the long mirror in the hall wearing her new witch’s cape and her pointy hat, now painted black with gold stars. She picked up the broom and put one leg either side of it.

  “Thank you, Miss Strega,” she said to her reflection.

  And then, although she was really a very sensible sort of a girl, she opened the front door, pointed the end of the broom at the sky and said, “Vroom, vroom.”

  Nothing happened.

  “I knew it wouldn’t work,” she said, stepping off and making a funny face at herself in the mirror. She straightened her hat, stood to attention and seized the broom by its birch bristles. Just for a second, the broom twitched. It bucked forward and then lifted her clean off the ground. Jessica sprang away from it, as if it had given her an electric shock. The broom fell to the ground, shivered for a moment and then lay still.

  “HELP!” yelled Jessica, staring at the broom suspiciously. “What happened then? Oh well,” she giggled, “at least you didn’t carry me off to the top of the Eiffel Tower!”

  The Halloween party was in full swing when Jessica arrived at the park. There were goblins handing out burgers and hot dogs. The Addams family were running the hot punch stall, as they did every year. A fat frog called Ribbit was setting up an apple-bobbing competition. There were ghosts and headless monsters and Draculas everywhere.

  “Attention, attention,”
announced DJ Frankenstein. “The firework display will start in five minutes.”

  Jessica moved off with the rest of the crowd to watch. A gorilla was patrolling behind the rope barrier. “Please stand well clear,” he growled at the spectators, but everyone ignored him and pressed forward.

  Moments later, the fireworks exploded, lighting up the night sky in a dazzling display. Every face was upturned, “oohing” and “aahing” as showers of purple and gold sparks fell back to the earth. Rockets with long tails arced across the sky. Catherine Wheels spun and a stream of silver stars tumbled out of the moon.

  Jessica was waving her broom by the handle, spiky end up.

  “Look here,” said one of the ghosts. “Can you put the broom down? You’re spoiling our view.”

  Jessica sighed. She certainly wasn’t going to put her new broom down on the grass where people could trample on it and break it. But just to let the ghost know she was trying to help, she bunched the long twigs together in a bundle to make it look smaller.

  The next thing she knew, she was propelled backwards at top speed through the crowds, with her feet barely touching the ground.

  “Hey,” people shouted, “mind where you’re going.”

  “No need to push!”

  “Ouch, get off, that’s my foot.”

  Just as Jessica thought she was going to go into orbit, she came to a complete halt and fell over.

  “Oops,” she said to a luminous green skeleton who kindly helped her up. “Sorry. Terribly sorry.” And she scuttled off before she could get into any more trouble.

  Hiding behind the goblins’ burger stall, she peered into the spikes of the broom. She turned it upside down and round and round. She pressed her fingers along the handle and tweaked the twigs. It certainly didn’t look as if it could fly. It was just a plain old-fashioned broomstick.

  “But,” said a voice inside her head that sounded very much like Miss Strega, “flying is not as easy as it looks. Even one lesson can make all the difference.”

  “That’s silly,” said Jessica, “brooms can’t fly. They can’t drag people around the place.”

  At that moment, the ghost came around the corner with the gorilla. “There she is!” she shouted. “That little witch is a troublemaker.”

  “Oh dear,” muttered Jessica, “I wish I was back home.”

  The words were hardly out of her mouth when the broom began to buck like a rodeo horse. It took off at a gallop, with Jessica hanging on to the handle. It soared up over the bandstand, over the duck pond and the tennis court.

  “Stop!” she yelled, but the broom took no notice. It hurtled on, faster and faster, heading straight for the houses at the top of the hill.

  “Help!” she yelled as it skimmed over tree tops and rushed past chimney pots with only inches to spare. “Help!”

  At the corner of Jessica’s street, the broom stopped sharply. The twigs twitched to the right and left, like a dog listening for a signal. Jessica clung on grimly, hanging motionless above the orange glow of the streetlamp. She closed her eyes.

  Then the broom started to move forward again. She could feel it dropping down gently and gliding up the street between the houses like a small plane approaching a runway.

  Bump, bump, bump.

  Jessica opened her eyes. She had landed on her bottom on the grass in her front garden.

  “Bother,” she said, and looked at the broom lying beside her. “Flying Lessons are extra.”

  Chapter Three

  “I knew you would be back,” said Miss Strega, hastily covering her mouth to hide a giggle, when Jessica appeared at the hardware shop after school the next day.

  Jessica turned a little red.

  Miss Strega raised an eyebrow. “Did you have any trouble?”

  “Well,” said Jessica, “I made a wish and …”

  “Moonrays and marrowbones!” Miss Strega clapped her hands over her ears and shook her long chin from side to side. “You young witches are always very careless about wishes. Wishes are very powerful, you know.”

  Jessica stared at Miss Strega open-mouthed.

  “What did you call me?” she stammered.

  Miss Strega appeared not to have heard her. “Never waste a wish on something you’re perfectly capable of doing for yourself. Like flying, for instance. And frankly,” she went on briskly, “we should start the first lesson right away. We don’t have very much time if you’re to be ready for the annual show.”

  This time, it was Jessica who wasn’t listening. The letters on the drawers behind the counter were swimming around. “Grate Polish, Ten-amp Plugs, Ten-inch Nails,” Jessica read. “Mmmm. Grate Polish must be Gnats’ Spittle. Ten-amp Plugs, perhaps they’re Teenage Slugs. And the Ten-inch Nails are Snails’ Antennae. It’s quite clear really.” She gave a little chuckle. “Perhaps I really am a witch!”

  “Of course you are,” agreed Miss Strega, climbing down off her stool. “Your birthday is at Halloween. Now, let’s get started. Flying Lesson Number One. Pop up on your stick, my dear.”

  Jessica sat astride her broom.

  Miss Strega tut-tutted. “There you are, you see. An elementary mistake. You have to sit with the birch twigs in front of you, not behind. Sitting like that is like trying to drive a car with your back to the steering wheel. Unfortunately, it’s a common mistake. I blame those pictures in children’s books. Now turn it around the other way, then we can start.”

  Jessica did as she was told.

  Miss Strega pointed at the twigs. “These are your controls,” she said. “Each one helps you to do different things.” She touched the one on the far left. “That’s the Ignition. Squeeze it very gently.”

  Jessica gave the twig a little tweak. The broom handle quivered.

  “Now the second one, that’s Forward. Gently, gently, no hurly-burly!” she cried out in alarm as Jessica shot across the floor and collided with a pile of silver tin buckets. “The merest touch is enough when you’re indoors. This isn’t the fast lane on the Milky Way.”

  Jessica picked herself up, climbed back on to the broomstick and pressed the twig lightly between her fingers.

  “Much better,” said Miss Strega approvingly as the broom carried Jessica forward. “Now, the third. That’s Lift.”

  As Jessica touched the third twig, the broom rose gently and carried her above the high counter so that her head was almost touching the ceiling. The ginger cat looked up at her and winked an orange eye.

  “You see how perfectly simple it all is,” said Miss Strega. “The next twig is Reverse. And the very long one beside it is Pause.”

  Jessica reversed slowly towards the wall of drawers and hovered in front of the labels. “Wasps’ Stings,” she read aloud. “I suppose an ordinary person would think that says Washing Pegs.”

  “Jessica,” Miss Strega said sternly, “that’s another day’s work. Flying Lessons before Spelling, Brewing and Charming. Now, Descend. Tweak the long twig next to Pause.”

  Jessica made a rather bumpy landing beside her teacher.

  “Well done for your first attempt. Remember, from the left: Ignition, Forward, Lift. Reverse, Pause, Descend. Ig-fo-Li. Re-pa-de.”

  “Ig-Fo-Li. Re-Pa-De,” Jessica chanted back. “And what are all these other long ones for?”

  Miss Strega’s bony fingers slid over the twig. “Turn Right, Turn Left, Fast Forward, Fast Reverse.”

  “And these short twigs in the front, are they any use?”

  “Of course, my dear, everything under the sun is of use. But don’t worry your enchanting little head about them yet. They’re for advanced fliers only. Twirling, zooming, spinning, ducking, diving, bucking, moon-vaulting, star-falling. And that one is the Eject twig for unwanted hangers-on. Goblins, joy-riding dragons, any sort of pest that tries to hitch a lift.”

  Jessica looked at her broom admiringly.

  “Don’t touch any of them, mind,” warned Miss Strega. “At least, not until you’ve got a hang of the basics. I think that’s where the
girl who ended up on the Eiffel Tower went wrong. Probably hit the Moon-Vaulting twig by mistake. And now, allow me to accompany you home. Your mother will be wondering where you are.”

  Miss Strega fetched her own broom from the cupboard under the stairs and put on her flying helmet.

  “That’s another thing,” she remarked as she fastened the strap under her long chin. “That hat you have is quite unsuitable for flying, not to mention, awfully old-fashioned. I’ll look out something better for you tomorrow.”

  Jessica followed Miss Strega to the door. On the High Street, they mounted their brooms, tweaked their Ignition twigs and sailed up into the twinkly night sky. High above the rooftops, Jessica pressed the Pause twig and looked down. The hardware shop was in darkness, a black space between the neon lights of the toy shop and the estate agent’s. All over the town, cats padded silently in the long shadows beneath the street lamps as they set off on their secret night adventures, but they all looked up and mewed as Jessica passed over them.

  “Don’t forget: Flying Lesson Number Two tomorrow,” Miss Strega called as Jessica began to descend.

  Chapter Four

  When Jessica turned up the next afternoon for her second Flying Lesson, she found Miss Strega hovering on her broomstick in front of the wall of drawers. “Winking cats and frisky bats,” she said, “I can’t find the blinking helmets anywhere. Hop on your broom and give me a hand – remember Ig-Fo-Li …”

  Jessica flew up beside Miss Strega and paused. She forwarded and reversed along the rows of drawers, examining the labels. “Sink Plungers, they’ll be Lungs of Skunk. Soup Ladles, oh, of course, Pup Saddles.” She stopped. “Miss Strega, what on earth are Stencil Hammers?” she asked.

  “Well done, Jess. Stencil Hammers are Learners’ Helmets. I must admit the spelling leaves a lot to be desired but never mind, just choose one that fits and follow me up to the roof.”